Mr Twit the guy who doesn’t wash
What should I say...well he has big nostrils, big as a dark cave. He also has a long big beard and it’s like it will take you over a month to cut it. Now for the big one he doesn't have showers wonder why he looks so dirty and stinky.
I think that he should wash his beard because it looks like there has been some creatures that have been living in there I do not think that they have survived “Rest in peace Fred”. OK that is enough let's go on to his personality.
Well well well if it isn’t the one who its BIRD PIE!!! It sounds like he could eat it everyday till he’s full.
Mrs Twit the Prankster
OK So which one should we start with hmmmm let's start with how she looks like. She's so ugly that her friends if she has any friends (the witch's) won’t even play with her. I know she’s old but you know she just needs a friend in this writing Now her hair, it looks like she hasn’t combed it in like her whole life. She also eats bird pie just like Mr twit .So now to her personality She did pranks to her Husband the guy who doesn’t wash, she pranked him with worms thinking that it was spaghetti . Did Mr Twit finish the whole plate of worms?
